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K U L T C H A 12U N K U T          >>         24 November 2004
     


This week was mad and this month has been mental. I don’t understand how anybody can get through the week without a puff of the smoke stick or a swig of the good stuff. I see this year has been a highly positive growth year for Jozi. Our town is fast on its way to becoming the New York of Africa, I see genuine people working together to build a social, progressive enlightened society that is creating a gold paved path for the rest of our country to follow, a country that is still riddled with empty stomachs, degraded souls and empty minds who still believe that one race should have the right to make decisions for another.

Today I take my pirate hat off to Jozi, the city of hope, opportunity and Swazi on every corner. Salute to Blue IQ, Mandela Bridge, YFM, 115, Loxion Kulture, da graf cats, Black Rage and everyone else that’s spreading the fertilizer. For the roots of Jozi are only now forming and the fruits are a stones throw away.

Amen

You’re over optimistic finger stand in ED
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JHBLive has invaded the Mother City and is bringing you the best of what Cape Town has to offer in the holiday city.

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EVENT >>
  Friday 26th November
Sucasa at Monsoon Lagoon Party is Priority everything else comes second. Featuring DJ's: Paul Kevin G and
Stevie C

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EVENTS>>    
 25th November
<< This Thursday
  The Trilogy Miss Wet T-Shirt will be commencing on Wicked & Wild Thursdays from the 25th of November till the 9th of December. Click here
 
 27th November
<< This Saturday
 
Start your December holidays early this year and Join Liquid Sunshine Productions in Liquid Sunshine! The Rooftop Party of the year at ONE77 in Randburg... Click here
 
The first of a new Day/ Night Music Festival series. An array of entertainment- which will include 10 Live Bands and 33 top South African DJ’s. 5 sets of double tickets are up for grabs Click here to Win!
 
206 9th Birthday Party at Carfax Featuring: Max Normal, Admiral & Appleseed, Shaun Duvet, G-force, Milkbar Kid, Dogstarr and more...Wer'e giving away 5 sets of double Tickets to this Awesome Party! Click here to WIN!
 
The Norwood Mardi Gras on Grant Ave. Featuring 4 stages with live music, 200 flea market stalls, Resturaunts and bars, Zulu Dancers, Pantsula dancers and more
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Dirty Desire at Sudada. Dj's Craig De Sousa, Dean Fuel & Dino Murane hitting the decks. 4 Pairs of Fubu Sunglasses & 4 Double Tickets to be given away!
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Join the JHBlive Crew for the launching of the band Newtown at The Colour Bar in Milpark.
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It's gonna be a Sweet Summer with Sa's Finest music Maestro's, accompanied by the sweetest Decor and Sexiest people.Dj's: Brett Jackson, Redwood, Lady Lea nad manty more
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Every Saturday with Pink Paradise, Deliciously seductive and always tempting with Mr Edward, George Sax & Doc Louda.
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 21st November
<< This Sunday
 
Rooftop House every Sunday.Join us for sunshine Funk. Special guests: Craig De Sousa, Dino Moran and Coco Loco
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Are you needing a laugh? Well, don’t just sit there. Stand up and get your ass out to the Comedy Underground @ Cool Runnings, Melville...
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<< Up & Coming
  30th November: Guaranteed to change all your traditional beliefs about the CBD and its nightlife. Quality entertainment is redefined thru raw performances of hip-hop, poetry and funky bands, with our dope DJs handling the wheels of thrill Click here
  1st December: Jozi@nite and UNIQ Entertainment Present Liv Live Urban Inspired Reality Fashion Show. Featuring Zubz, The Playoffs, Pro-Kid, Selwyn and MXO
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  4th December: CitiCessions Presents Liquid at The Castle in Fourways. Featuring G-force, Lady Lea, DJ Redwood, Mr Edwards and more. 5 Sets of Double Tickets are up for Grabs!! Click here
  4th December
That's right Ladies & Gentleman, we doing it all over again, bringing 13 of the mother cities hottest house DJs and 1 smoking live bassist to rock n' roll JHB 1 more time this year! 5 Sets of Double Tickets are up for grabs! Click here
  11th December:
The third edition of the Kiss House Experience is guaranteed to be Bigger and Better than before!! 4 dance floors, 22 of SA's top Dj's from JHB, CPT, DBN & PE.
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Guys...Give your partner a relaxing massage with oil. When you have her purring, enter her from behind, make each stroke slow and long and synchronize your breathing, A guaranteed awesome experience
 
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